The Famous Mac C
C.M.Flett
  • On our freind Joyce being interviewed on Scottish television
  • 1999

  • Fame and Joyce are sure to be
  • Close companions e'er since she
  • Appeared on Scotland's STV
  • The mind jist boggled --
  • Mac C, a prime time view! All Scotland oggled!
  • She told them aw' aboot her plans,
  • Tae ging abroad tae far-off lan's,
  • By air and sea and camper vans,
  • Wi' Hugh escortin',
  • But Scotland's loss, Oz's gain -- thon Charm exportin'
  • Doon here, we watch the EeeBC!
  • For which we pay a licence fee;
  • They'd want tae hike it up tae see
  • Braw "Chins" McConville;
  • So BSE and boring sport will be oor quartil'.
  • Click to return to our Poets' corner
  • But will young Joyce be quite the same,
  • Noo that she's found head swelling Fame,
  • And all and sundry know her name?
  • The question lingers.
  • We hae our doots, but watch this space, an' cross yer fingers.
  • She hasna got a fan club yet,
  • Scots Parliament's first bill -- you bet!
  • But see her on the internet
  • On Our Web Site,
  • Go have a look on friends page one, top row, far right